Robert Downey Jr. so perfectly portrayed spiraling anxiety that I had to take a klonopin after seeing this movie.
(via hannahtamillebitches)
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
(via jesscookie)
SHE NAMED LIKE ONE OF HER FIRST SWORDS AFTER HIM! CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE WHEN THEY WERE FIRST LEARNING SWORD PLAY AND OWAIN IS RUNNING AROUND BEING HIS LOUD SELF SHOUTING OUT BATTLE ATTACKS AND STUFF ABOUT NAMING HIS SWORD AND SEVERA IS MAKING FUN OF HIM BECAUSE HE IS SO LAME FOR NAMING HIS BLADES AND OWAIN JUST LAUGHS ALONG WITH HER BECAUSE HE IS JUST GLAD SHE IS SMILING THEN WHEN SHE THINKS OWAIN ISN’T LOOKING SHE STARTS TO CARVE HIS NAME INTO THE METAL OF HER SWORD ALL BLUSHING BECAUSE JUST LIKE SHE SAID SHE HAS ALWAYS LIKED HIM
FUCK
(via polaisabear)
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
(via jesscookie)
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
(via jesscookie)
i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name
(via jesscookie)
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
(via jesscookie)
Weelee!
Weelee…
Weelee…..
WEELEE
(via jesscookie)
Gamer sex tip #18
Ladies, it’s time to show your partner what they’ve been missing out on. Put their hands on your hips and place yours on their chest. Start grinding them up until the point where they can no longer bare your teasing. Look into their eyes and say “embrace eternity” and get a good grip around their neck as your eyes blacken. Begin to overwhelm their nervous system and watch as your partner dies in the hands of an Ardat-Yakshi.
i didn’t know that the united states was three hundred f***ing thousand years old
(via jesscookie)
this one looks like it’s plotting something really evil
We kill the Zubatman.
(via jesscookie)
via jmlfreeman:
A new tshirt design :DA parody of Bravest warriors and Avengers :D i love the two and i think combine both ;D why i didnt make thor? because in BW the characters are those and they are similar to the Avengers Characters, and are not another character similar to make the parody of thor :/.
YOU CAN BUY THIS TSHIRT http://www.redbubble.com/people/jmlfreeman/works/10353942-bravest-avengers
Anyways I hope you like :) please share with all your friends fans of avengers or BW
Thanks for buy it :)
Star Wars/Mass Effect by Zarnala
Need more of those… :D
(via asaridancer)